Amanda: Mom, you need to shave your beard (as she points to my upper lip).
Mom: That's called a mustache Amanda, not a beard...and I was actually planning on waxing it tonight.
Amanda: You should get one of those pad things that you rub on your face (commences circling motion with her finger)...
Brandon: Yeah, you should get the "Smooth Away!"
Mom: (Laughing hysterically) The WHAT?
Amanda: The "Smooth Away", it's 100% painless...there's a big pad to use on your arms and legs, and a little pad that you could use for your lip.
Brandon: The diamonds are upside down so it won't leave a mark.
Amanda: Then you wouldn't have the pain like when you wax because it's 100% painless...and I believe them when they say that!
First of all, my kids would make great salespeople! Second of all they watch way too much TV!