I've said it before and I'm gonna say it again - I wake up too fuckin early. My day starts at 3:30 AM and I get home for the day at 5:45 PM. Now, I do have a couple long breaks in-between, but it's not enough to be able to really relax and let go of the day. So I'm ON for the better part of 14 hours. U.G.H.
Who the fuck wants to do dishes after that long of a day? Or pick up? Or breathe? Not me. Obviously.
So last night I had a little pow wow with Frick and Frack, and turned on my charm. Some might call it unfair manipulation, but this is my story and I'm calling it charm.
I'm sorry this place is such a mess...but I am so pooped by the end of the day, I have absolutely no energy to do anything let alone clean house.
I could use some help, not much, but you know...I am responsible for SO much - like
doing the dishes
cleaning the bathroom
All by myself.
With no help.
**slow nods** uh huh.
So I would appreciate it SO much if you two could help me out, so I'll tell you what - you can choose to pitch in on your own, or I can assign chores. What would you like to do?
We'll do it on our own. GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE.
I'm at work right now, and while on my break I reiterated what we talked about last night. No threats just
We shall see...