Thursday, October 20, 2011

I'm no Jesus

I'm not perfect (ha!), and I don't have a beard (although I'm slightly follicular on the upper lip).

I don't dress in white robes, multiply loaves or  fishes, and I'm more of a goddess  than God.

I bet Josh would concur (you know, about the goddess thing)...

Where was I -

Jesus has a few followers.  How many?  Not sure, but I imagine it's quite a few. 

I have 49.

This excites me more than it should.  Up until only a few months ago I think I hovered around ten.  Maybe even thirteen.  I was such a loser.

I'd say Jesus has me totally beat on the followers, but I'm so rapidly catching up I can taste the leather of his sandals.

It tastes like chicken.

In celebration of my vastly growing empire, I would like to encourage more people to follow me by bribing them.

The next person, the one to become my 50th follower, is gonna get a gift. 

It doesn't get any more exciting than this, kids.

What would Jesus do?

He'd follow my fucking blog, that's what he would do.


Anonymous said...


I'm not surprised you're already at 50. Good for you!

Here's to another 50 followers!


Excuse me, but I do love my Diet Dr Pepper!

Adam said...

I like the humor of your post

Roxy said...

hmmm how do I unfollow and hten wait for one more to follow and then I'd be the 50th?
I want the gift... mememememememememe!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm already a follower damn xD

Nat said...

Can I follow twice to get a prize?
Happy weekend :-)

A Daft Scots Lass said...

Here's to the next 50.

Can I get a prize just for being awesome?!?! and bring some of my following here?

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Keep doing what you're doing and you'll get followers galore! You're hilarious!

Bersercules said...

You have 50 now! Congradulations!