I don't dress in white robes, multiply loaves or fishes, and I'm more of a goddess than God.
I bet Josh would concur (you know, about the goddess thing)...
Where was I -
Jesus has a few followers. How many? Not sure, but I imagine it's quite a few.
I have 49.
This excites me more than it should. Up until only a few months ago I think I hovered around ten. Maybe even thirteen. I was such a loser.
I'd say Jesus has me totally beat on the followers, but I'm so rapidly catching up I can taste the leather of his sandals.
It tastes like chicken.
In celebration of my vastly growing empire, I would like to encourage more people to follow me by bribing them.
The next person, the one to become my 50th follower, is gonna get a gift.
It doesn't get any more exciting than this, kids.
What would Jesus do?
He'd follow my fucking blog, that's what he would do.
8 comments:
Congradumalations!
I'm not surprised you're already at 50. Good for you!
Here's to another 50 followers!
*burp*
Excuse me, but I do love my Diet Dr Pepper!
I like the humor of your post
hmmm how do I unfollow and hten wait for one more to follow and then I'd be the 50th?
I want the gift... mememememememememe!!!!
I'm already a follower damn xD
Can I follow twice to get a prize?
Happy weekend :-)
Here's to the next 50.
Can I get a prize just for being awesome?!?! and bring some of my following here?
Keep doing what you're doing and you'll get followers galore! You're hilarious!
You have 50 now! Congradulations!
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