You know that feeling, when you go for long periods of time without...
and out of nowhere the Wal Mart greeter starts to look sexy.
And you turn your back to your kids playing in the swimming pool and instead face the gym full of sweaty basketballers.
And you wake up one morning feeling a little more confident than you've felt in a while,
and the make-up is applied with fervor.
You stand a little taller, you linger a little longer, you smile a little brighter.
You seem to purr ever so slightly...
You're on the prowl.
You hope for a connection, some eye contact, a smile, from someone.
Then you realize you live in a very small town, and the pool of available men is more like a muddy puddle left in the footprint of a hamster,
and instead of looking like a saucy kitten you look like a desperate, haggard, single mom with baggage.
And lots of it.
Take your tired haggard self and purr anyway.
Feel beautiful in your make-up.
Enjoy the confidence you have within and know that you're worth it no matter what.
And if you do find yourself humping a strange man's leg,
know eventually he'll realize it was good for him too.