So glad my car was on auto-pilot because I had no idea where the highway was. Thank gawd for rumble strips - every time I ran over one I knew I was too far to the right!
Damn snowstorm scared the shit out of me!
The receptionist at the doctor's office was obviously irritated I was late.
Fuck her, I was busy squeezing the shit out of my steering wheel, praying I didn't die a frozen snowy death.
Did you call your insurance company to see if this would need to be pre-authorized?
Ummmm no, my insurance company requested that I have this
Well you never know... *tsk* *heavy sigh* I'll just have to call them myself, so we won't know anything until I do that.
Well you just do that then you annoying receptionist lady. Have another donut you might feel better, but make sure you first ask yourself if you will allow yourself to eat it 'cause you never know...*tsk*
Man, I wish I had the balls to be snarky with annoying people for reals.
The good doc and I shot the shit for about an hour and it was a lovely chat. It was like talking to an old friend! Afterward I took a 500 question true/false test to assess my personality.
Do you get angry quickly? T/F
Do you hear voices that aren't real? T/F
Have you ever wanted to be a mechanic? T/F
Have you ever had the urge to strangle annoying receptionists? T/F
Annoying receptionist lady was amazed I completed it so quickly - she had never seen anyone go so fast before, because I guess it takes normal people five minutes to decide if they have ever felt like becoming a mechanic.
While the doc didn't give me any official statements on his assessment, I'm pretty sure I'm not a nut job. Or at least I convinced him well enough anyway.
I guess that means I get to have my thingy put in to help with my pain. I'll tell you what, if something doesn't happen with this soon I'm going to have to take that test again and re-mark that anger answer.
Do you get angry quickly? FUCK YES MOTHERFUCKER.