I'm having issues. I mean SERIOUS issues. Issues that will keep me forever single and alone. My kids are afraid to be near me sometimes. I am afraid to be near me sometimes.
Some sort of change is happening to me some nights while I sleep. Think Fiona/ogre kind of change.
I drool when I sleep - this isn't anything particularly new, but it's getting worse.
And I wake myself up snoring.
And drenched in sweat.
When we were in Denver, the first night the kids rock/paper/scissored to see who I would *get* to sleep with first. When Amanda came up the winner she jokingly complained to her brother that he could have me because I'm gross.
I slept with Brandon that night instead, without complaint from Amanda. The next morning she apologized for making fun of me and that she was just joking.
This shit makes me sad because I don't like to be icky.
Somebody make a joke out of this please. Say something ridiculous to make me laugh. At least then while I'm swimming with my sheets I can be in a good mood.